Monday, November 07, 2005

More Dangerous False Synonyms

Hey, we just wanted to sell these gloves that massage your hands by compressing them with air. We didn't want anything to do with the underbelly of the internet- we're not purveyors of pleasure products.

But I accidentally used 'massage mitts'- until I searched and Google told me what "massage mitts" are used for.

Nope, that's not what we're selling!